The 1915 Moon University Fight Song (And General Discussion of Moon University)

Moon University's Faculty of Happenings in action.
Moon University’s Faculty of Happenings in action.

“The 1915  Moon University Fight Song”

From the Moon Ocean of Storms
To the Sea of Tranquility
The Fightin’ Moon Spiders
Boing with Impunity!

The Spiders are undefeated.
The Moon is too advanced!
If you try to rile us,
We will steal your pants!

Fight! Fight! Boing! Boing! Fight!
The Moon reigns over you!

Screen Shot 2014-01-20 at 10.07.15 PM Nestled in a lunar valley on the Moon’s dark side, Moon University has the feel of a small town with all the hyper-advanced amenties and research opportunities of Catwoman Civilization.

Entirely staffed and attended by Catwomen and Earthwomen, Moon University is the solar system’s oldest historical women’s college. It was first discovered by Earthmen in the docudrama, Catwomen Of The Moon (1953). Best known for its Vulnavian Studies Department and famous College of Happenings, Moon University also has a vibrant sports department comprised of Catwomen, moon spiders and Earthwomen exchange students. All home game halftime shows are Beatnik Happenings with spontaneous prose poems and dance.

Navigator and Catwoman pledge Helen Salinger is hazed by one of Moon University's many moon spiders.
Navigator and Catwoman pledge Helen Salinger is hazed by one of Moon University’s many moon spiders.

Founded by Prof. Cavor, Moon University’s brother school, Moon Gentlemen’s College, seems to have ceased being active by 1953, as the Catwomen had decided that they had no need of Earthmen. However, there are alumni who remember the glory days of the Meanderin’ Mooncalves.

fighting moonspiders
Go, Fightin’ Spiders!

(Logo designed by Brian from Drive-In Mob and Shelf Life CC. Merch is available on Cafepress.  I wrote the fight song on Twitter and have collected subsequent discussion on storify).

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