Periodically, the Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit don our skeleton suits, gather our snacks and endure a Harrowing of Film. Last weekend, we came together to watch Zombie Lake (1982), a movie that Jess Franco walked away from as too poorly written and stupid (though Jean Rollin was happy to take over). It is ostensibly about a cursed lake full of Nazi zombies, but it is mostly about skinny dipping, breasts and a zombie father’s love for his daughter.
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