Here are transcripts of the films the Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit chooses–of our own free will–to watch despite their often damaging nature. Why we do so, is not clear, even to us. This is the True Mystery at the heart of our Order.
It began on Mar. 5, 2012 with Sompote Sands’ Magic Lizard (1985)
July 1, 2012: We gathered again to watch Robo Vampire (1988). I’m currently reconstituting the transcript for this one. I remember it trended globally on Twitter.
June 10, 2013: We watched the finest in fever dream, language learning films, Shaitani Dracula (2006). “Main hoon Dracula!”
Oct. 13, 2013: The cruel bait-and-switch that is Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
Mar. 9, 2014: Then we braved the turgid and just plain nasty waters of Zombie Lake (1981)
Jul. 6, 2014: Most recently we watched the almost unspeakable and competently pernicious, Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani (2002).